Wednesday, 4 June 2014

A love song for my cat


Now in my many years experience as a cat owner I have learned a lot about them and that is that they are moody, grumpy, lazy, cupboard-loving animals (exactly what Id be if I wasn't human) so it should have come as no surprise my cat was not too excited and happy about the song I wrote for him.

Well in his defence I hadn't written the song and was just singing random words, running after him strumming my really out of tune guitar which I can't play and he ran terrified. However even in the jokey way I done it, it still kinda hurts when your animal don't likes you because all I have done is love you and feed you AND THIS IS HOW MY LOVE IS RETURNED.  Although despite all this I do think animals and, even cats, are capable of being very caring and your best friend because you can tell them all you want and they won't judge, sometimes you have to lock them in the room with you but trust me it makes you feel so much better because as much as people are good they do tend to do this annoying thing where they give me their opinion back like no and even if they say nothing I SEE YOU FORMULATING AN OPINION IN YOUR HEAD. So yeah I don't know exactly where this is going but if you remember one thing from this bunch of rambling crap it is that your animals do look up to you (this is so cheesy omg I'm sorry) and you're are the best thing to happen to them, you love them, feed them and care for them. So please be nice to them (and maybe don't run after them playing stupid guitar "songs").